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supamuthafuckinvillain:

Prison School manga teaches an important lesson in being an ass man!

Put this on my tombstone

3,289 notes       July 31, 2014 @ 01:03       Via(Source)
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Shut the fuck up about 50 shades of grey. No one fucking cares
Anonymous

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

winchesterinengland:

oh hun

let me just give you a quick run down of all the things wrong with this ask:

1-you assume i care what some asshole anon has to say when i have 300 pounds and i’m going kikass birthday shopping today

2-you assume id care about some asshole anon any other day of the year

3-i care about the 50 shades of grey thing. and whether you do or not is irrelevant to me because you are, after all, just an asshole anon

4- this is my blog and i’ll post whatever the fuck i want, if you cant take three fucking posts about something without turning into a soggy cum stained dishrag then i suggest you make use of that unfollow button because youre gross

5- lemme break this down for you

if you dont care about this 50 shades situation, you need to grow the fuck up and look at the facts

the fact is the book was so misinformed that all the practises about bdsm culture were ignored and shit all over.

he ignores the safeword

he legitimately rapes her

he never explains everything about bdsm culture to her, shes so misinformed its ridiculous

and all of this is going even more public than it already has and its being romanticised and released on valentines day 

like “happy valentines honey! i bought some ropes i dont actually know how to tie and a whip i dont actually know how to use and i’m going to just gloss over the fact you’re uncomfortable because that clearly doesnt matter!”

incorrect use of a whip can cause organ failure

incorrect knots used on wristst or feet can literally cause them to need to be amputated

its perpetuating rape culture in ways ive never seen it be advanced to this leve; and if you dont care then youre truly disgusting 

you dont care about the kids not fully understanding their sexuality being abused by older people who they think are totally allowed to do this shit?

you dont care about the people that will be raped because of this because hey apparently rape is sexy?

you dont care about the fact that the bdsm culture is, once again, being portrayed as people who are fucked up and must have been abused to be that way rather than normal people who enjoy a kink in their own homes?

you dont care about the fact that youre not supposed to bleed on your first time. ever. and now tons more girls are going to think that its completely normal? that tons more guys will? that tons of people are going to think its expected for the female to bleed when SHE WONT IF SHES BEEN SUFFICIENTLY TURNED ON AND STRETCHED ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD

you dont care about the stereotype of subs not actually enjoying bdsm culture is being widespread? that all subs dislike it and simply have an ulterior motive?

you dont care about the underlying message of the book being “a woman should give everything, including herself, to a man”?

you dont care about all the people in abusive relationships that will think “oh well this must be normal then” and stay there?

christian grey is a run-of-the-mill abusive boyfriend. he isnt a dom. 

a dom loves his/her sub completely and the motto of bdsm is "safe, willing and sane" (or something like that anyone feel free to correct me)

it means that both partners have to be completely willing, with boundaries, safewords and everything worked out before they even think about touching eachother intimately. 

if something is a boundary, you dont fucking do it

that simple

if the safeword is used it stops. everything stops

that simple

a dom should treat his sub like a goddamn princess (unless they have prearranged and understand that he wont eg-pet play, slave play where anything outside of the bedroom is also in the same dynamic HOWEVER IT IS STILL CONSENSUAL SO IT IS STILL OKAY)

a dom is not christian grey

but millions of people are going to think he is and are going to think that thats the way bdsm should be and they’ll get involved in something very dangerous if they dont have the real facts.

that people will think its romantic because this shit is scheduled for valentines day  to treat your partner like shit, abuse her, and that what? getting them off absorbs you of all your shit? no. this is so fucking gross and im not taking a backseat when this shit happens

so in conclusion

literally fuck you, you insensitive fuck stain, this issue is so fucking important.

Important

835 notes       July 30, 2014 @ 23:11       Via(Source)
do-not-touch-my-food:

Cheesy Chicken Taquitos

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cheesy Chicken Taquitos

604 notes       July 30, 2014 @ 23:10       Via(Source)
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smoshrox87:

Pirates of the Caribbean bloopers

omg this was the greatest thing to ever happen in a gag reel ever!!!

58,203 notes       July 30, 2014 @ 20:33       Via(Source)

irontemple:

heaven

509,319 notes       July 30, 2014 @ 19:18       Via(Source)

luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

1,325 notes       July 30, 2014 @ 19:18       Via(Source)
garden-of-vegan:

Food prep for the next couple of days: Blueberries, cleaned and chopped vegetables (carrots, broccoli, mushrooms, zucchini), marinated sriracha and soy sauce tofu, curried baked sweet potatoes, chopped and sliced watermelon, cleaned and chopped kale, veggies for snacking (grape tomatoes, cucumber, carrots, broccoli), whole wheat banana bread, and fruit prepped for freezing/smoothies (bananas, cherries, and raspberries.)

garden-of-vegan:

Food prep for the next couple of days: Blueberries, cleaned and chopped vegetables (carrots, broccoli, mushrooms, zucchini), marinated sriracha and soy sauce tofu, curried baked sweet potatoes, chopped and sliced watermelon, cleaned and chopped kale, veggies for snacking (grape tomatoes, cucumber, carrots, broccoli), whole wheat banana bread, and fruit prepped for freezing/smoothies (bananas, cherries, and raspberries.)

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wakeuphealthy:


Healthy Gluten Free Lemon Sugar Cookies (made sugar free & low fat)



Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 12 minutes
Total Time: 35 minutes
Yield: 12 Cookies
Serving Size: 1 Cookie
Calories per serving: 75
Fat per serving: .8g


 
Ingredients
136g (1 cup) Sweet White Sorghum Flour
2 tsp Double-Acting Baking Powder
1/4 tsp Salt
one 15oz can Garbanzo Beans, drained and rinsed well (weighed 278g after rinsing)
123g (1/2 cup) Unsweetened Applesauce
1/4 cup Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk
144g (3/4 cup) Organic Stevia Mix**
1 tsp Vanilla Extract
1 tsp Butter Extract
1 heaping tbs Organic Lemon Zest (don’t pack it)
Natural Yellow Food Coloring (I used ~1/2 tsp of India Tree’s food coloring, just enough to make the dough yellow)
Instructions
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit and line two cookie sheets with Silpats or parchment paper.
In a small bowl, whisk together the sorghum flour, baking powder and salt.
In a blender or food processor, puree the beans, applesauce, almond milk and stevia until completely smooth.
Scoop the puree into a large bowl (scrape out every last bit!). Whisk in the vanilla extract, butter extract, lemon zest and food coloring.
Dump the dry ingredients over the wet ingredients and whisk together. The dough should be more like a muffin batter… but really kind of like mashed potatoes. This is normal!
Scoop the dough onto the prepared cookie sheets and tap them into cookies with clean fingers. Bake for 11-14 minutes, or until the center of the cookies indent just barely when you tap them.
Let the cookies cool slightly, then serve immediately! If not serving right away, store the cookies in an airtight container.
Notes

**I bought a bag of Earth’s Pride Organics Organic Stevia at BJ’s Wholesale. It’s a mix of Erythritol and Stevia Extract (both organic and non-GMO) and is 2x as sweet as sugar so sugar will not substitute. An alternative is Truvia spoonable.
This recipe is: sugar free, low fat, eggless, gluten free, vegan!


http://dessertswithbenefits.com/healthy-gluten-free-lemon-sugar-cookies/

wakeuphealthy:

Healthy Gluten Free Lemon Sugar Cookies (made sugar free & low fat)
  • Prep Time: 20 minutes
  • Cook Time: 12 minutes
  • Total Time: 35 minutes
  • Yield: 12 Cookies
  • Serving Size: 1 Cookie
  • Calories per serving: 75
  • Fat per serving: .8g

 

Ingredients

  • 136g (1 cup) Sweet White Sorghum Flour
  • 2 tsp Double-Acting Baking Powder
  • 1/4 tsp Salt
  • one 15oz can Garbanzo Beans, drained and rinsed well (weighed 278g after rinsing)
  • 123g (1/2 cup) Unsweetened Applesauce
  • 1/4 cup Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk
  • 144g (3/4 cup) Organic Stevia Mix**
  • 1 tsp Vanilla Extract
  • 1 tsp Butter Extract
  • 1 heaping tbs Organic Lemon Zest (don’t pack it)
  • Natural Yellow Food Coloring (I used ~1/2 tsp of India Tree’s food coloring, just enough to make the dough yellow)

Instructions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit and line two cookie sheets with Silpats or parchment paper.
  2. In a small bowl, whisk together the sorghum flour, baking powder and salt.
  3. In a blender or food processor, puree the beans, applesauce, almond milk and stevia until completely smooth.
  4. Scoop the puree into a large bowl (scrape out every last bit!). Whisk in the vanilla extract, butter extract, lemon zest and food coloring.
  5. Dump the dry ingredients over the wet ingredients and whisk together. The dough should be more like a muffin batter… but really kind of like mashed potatoes. This is normal!
  6. Scoop the dough onto the prepared cookie sheets and tap them into cookies with clean fingers. Bake for 11-14 minutes, or until the center of the cookies indent just barely when you tap them.
  7. Let the cookies cool slightly, then serve immediately! If not serving right away, store the cookies in an airtight container.

Notes

**I bought a bag of Earth’s Pride Organics Organic Stevia at BJ’s Wholesale. It’s a mix of Erythritol and Stevia Extract (both organic and non-GMO) and is 2x as sweet as sugar so sugar will not substitute. An alternative is Truvia spoonable.

This recipe is: sugar free, low fat, eggless, gluten free, vegan!


Healthy Gluten Free Lemon Sugar Cookies nutrition label (sugar free, low fat) - Healthy Dessert Recipes at Desserts with Benefits

http://dessertswithbenefits.com/healthy-gluten-free-lemon-sugar-cookies/